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This is real progress. Diversity, Equity and Inclusivity that melts in your mouth.

https://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/in-the-know/590560-mms-characters-to-become-more-inclusive

We now go live to the Green M & M for comment:

The green M&M, previously seen in ads posing seductively and strutting her stuff in white go-go boots, will now sport a pair of sneakers. A description for the green candy on the M&M’s website says she enjoys “being a hypewoman for my friends.”

“I think we all win when we see more women in leading roles, so I’m happy to take on the part of supportive friend when they succeed,” the green M&M said on the promotional site.

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A transgender will be in to take her job soon. lol

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Transfood. It’s a vegetable that identifies as candy.

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Can we still hate on transfats though?

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That’d make you twice the bigot - transphobic and fatphobic :sob:

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Can’t help it, transfats are the worst. They make a mess everywhere they go.

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I demand personalities for all the food I eat.

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Next year they’ll be renamed the S&Ms.

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Not putting a woke thing in my mouth.

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would an upside down M be "W"oke?

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Those are the (M)ale M&Ms that transitioned to (W)omen.

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So the animated candies will now have racial identities (identified by stereotypical signals) and fluid genders. It’s only candy. :roll_eyes:

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Outrageous!..There should be a boycott and I recommend throwing away all the M&M’s already bought!

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stomping outrage over m&m’s not wokey enough ok tho huh?

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Did I miss that? First I’ve heard of it, I dont remember seeing a thread on here with someone complaining that M&M’s aren’t woke enough.

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yes you missed it. m&m’s arent inclusive enough

this isnt an issue for you tho. only reactions to it

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Well, you guys are making stupid jokes instead of performing fauxrage theater.

That’s progress. Of a sort.

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Just eat them in the dark … nobody will know. :wink:

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Don’t ask don’t tell? I don’t think so buddy. :upside_down_face:

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I know from firsthand experience, that in the dark they all taste the same. :wink: