LOL. Why drug dealers should not use their own products

So this guy got pulled over going 40 mph in a 70 mph zone on the interstate highway.

He tells the officer, “Sorry, I was rolling a joint”.

True story!

“A search of Aaron’s vehicle revealed a felony amount of marijuana, methamphetamine, Alprazolam, Codeine, THC Oil, THC gummy bears and other drug paraphernalia, according to the arrest records.”

http://www.mysuncoast.com/news/man-claims-rolling-a-joint-to-blame-for-poor-driving/article_e9b1949c-65ac-11e8-965c-dbd042d2a1d8.html

Can you say DUMBASS?

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Yeah. You can’t just get a vaporizer for while you’re driving? (Kidding)

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Random aside:

THC Gummy Bears?

A really evil pusher would use Haribo’s sugar free bears as a starting point for his twisted candy.

Actually, Haribo’s sugar free bears are already evil enough and they’re completely legal.

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He’s old school man…

I’m sure it wouldn’t be hard to find a vaporizer though, medical pot is legal here.

:rofl:

dumbass

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