Oh Donald-san, be the true love of my life! I adore your appearances and must post every one of them lest someone miss the gracious movements of your heavenly body and the sweet soothing words you whisper into my ear at night!
I will never get over the fact that if you asked for a human representation of the seven deadly sins, you literally could find no better man than Donald Trump.
Have faith! If we stand tall with Donald, himself in our glorious vanguard leading the charge as though it were his second tour in Personal Vietnam, the forces of MAGA will prevail against this dark horde of evil and feminist sabotage against our Great Nation.