Joke I received in email

I thought it was funny.

A man was telling his buddy : "You won’t believe what happened last night.

My daughter walked into the living room and said : Dad , cancel my allowance immediately , forget my college tuition loan , rent my room out , throw all my clothes out the window , take my TV and my laptop.

Please take any of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Then sell my car , take my front door key away , and throw me out of the house.

Then disown me and never talk to me again. And don’t forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to any charity you choose."

“Holy Smokes,” replied the friend, " - she actually said that?"

"Well , she didn’t put it quite like that.

She actually said : “Dad , meet my new boyfriend Mohammed. We’re going to work together on Elizabeth Warren’s Presidential Campaign.”

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Oh I get it. You don’t like your daughter.

Hysterical.

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“Mohammed”.

Doesn’t get more MAGA than that.

Kind of the low-hanging fruit for what passes for comedy in America today.

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Why even add the Warren part? All it would take is a daughter dating someone who isn’t whi… err… “MAGA” enough, for red hats…

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Smollett hearts this post.

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Smollett might be sending out the joke.

LOL, well I definitely laughed. Not because of the punchline though :slight_smile:

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I doubt smollett could tell a funny joke.

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Ah, political jokes, eh? Sure, why not?

Obama, Queen Elizabeth and Putin all die within the same week and end up in hell. Satan informs them that they each get one phone call back to their homelands, but they are responsible for the charges.

They all agree and the Queen goes first. She spends half an hour on the phone with jolly old England. When finished, Satan informs her that will be a million dollars and she gladly pays.

Up next is Vlad, and he spends an hour talking to Mother Russia. He hangs up and Satan says it’s two million dollars and Vlad pays up.

Last is Obama. He spends an hour and a half talking to the good old US of A. When he’s finally finished, Satan says that will be thirty-five cents.

Visibly upset, the Queen and Putin demand Satan explain why Obama’s call was so cheap. Satan explained that ever since Trump was elected, America has gone to hell so that’s now a local call.

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Actually, that’s funny :rofl:

'bout time this place lightened up a bit.

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Would Achmed make you happy? :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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This joke tells me a lot about you.

Hilarious!

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Yep. It tells you I have an email address.

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And so much more!

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Tells volumes as well about the folks who he exchanges e-mails with.

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And that you have bigots who know your address and send you such wonderful e-mails.

be%20white%20black

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I saw a lot of racists in the military.

Dat joke so funnyz