Is... Is Melania Ok?

PizzaReverend · 2018-05-30T20:23:16.090Z

So, 20 days ago our first lady (and by far the most likeable person in the White House) went in for an unannounced surgery, which supposedly was both minor, and went fine. Very well, best of luck to her!

She hasn’t been seen since. It’s been 20 days since she’s been seen in public, and now there’s starting to be questions.

But the official FLOTUS account tweeted something today:

twitter.com

Melania Trump 45 Archived

@FLOTUS45

I see the media is working overtime speculating where I am & what I'm doing. Rest assured, I'm here at the@WhiteHouse w my family, feeling great, & working hard on behalf of children & the American people!

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I wasn’t suspicious until I read that tweet. That doesn’t sound like her in the slightest. That sounds like… Donald Trump.

I’m legit concerned now. Where is Melania?

Keyser_Soze · 2018-05-30T20:24:20.628Z

I think we should all be worried about her well-being…

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Yakshi · 2018-05-30T20:25:07.898Z

Oh, she died.

Auto129 · 2018-05-30T20:25:28.488Z

She’s hopefully just lazing around like she is certainly entitled to do after surgery, and Trump just used her account to post because the questions were annoying him.

PizzaReverend · 2018-05-30T20:25:35.878Z

Best conspiracy I’ve read today.

PeterGriffin · 2018-05-30T20:27:10.213Z

Shhhhh…she’s hiding from her husband. If this gets on Fox and Friends he might go looking for her.

SixFoot · 2018-05-30T20:36:46.834Z

She didn’t get elected, GET OVER I-- never mind… lol

Blueslegend · 2018-05-30T21:07:59.508Z

Liberal faux concern. /eyeroll