Have you thanked President Trump today?

LucyLou · 2019-04-01T21:29:52.821Z

Thank you , Dumpster Donnie, for coming to Wisconsin days before the November 2018 election and holding a rally for Scott Walker, Republican AG Brad Shimel, and Republican Senate candidate Leah Vukmir, ensuring that all 3 got schlonged, and proving that you’ve already lost Wisconsin for 2020.

reflechissez · 2019-04-01T22:36:30.555Z

Thank you for not having more children with Ivana.

coolidge · 2019-04-02T06:32:32.641Z

Thank you, Mr. President, for making so many liberal snowflakes melt. May 2020 be just as joyous.

kermode · 2019-04-02T07:16:26.803Z

Sums it up pretty well.

Vali · 2019-04-02T17:15:15.714Z

All praise Fat Donald’s regulatory cuts!!!

https://twitter.com/leahmcelrath/status/1113126274984263680

Candyman · 2019-04-02T18:24:49.132Z

Vali:

All praise Fat Donald’s regulatory cuts!!!

https://twitter.com/leahmcelrath/status/1113126274984263680

Some people just want to watch the world burn…

mollyBrown · 2019-04-02T18:29:31.376Z

Thank you Trump for reminding me again to teach my children that Peurto RIco is a territory of the United States. I am sure they know this, but alas I am reminded that even the president of the United States cannot grasp this concept.

SimplyTrying · 2019-04-03T18:37:13.454Z

Phaedrus:

SimplyTrying:

SeaManatee:

I’m thinking “little boy” is not a nickname that will stick to McCain.

That nick is already taken. It was thé a- bomb dropped on Hiroshima.

Then who is “Fat Man”?

pause…

Nagasaki and trump

westaussie · 2019-04-04T06:39:36.002Z

Has anyone given D Trump three oranges yet? Or maybe The Origin of the Species book?