GOP Lawmakers Want to Cancel Ice Cream After Ben & Jerry’s Fiasco

Several cases are in the process right now, but they haven’t made it to the docket yet.

Ew.

No

Haagen Dazs is American and delicious

More grossness. You people are gross :joy:

Blue bell ice cream is ok. Too many ice chips. Probably fault of super market.

aren’t you in nc? its in walmart

the pistacio almond and black cherry are my favorites

flavors aren’t bold enough

Nuh uh. I’m far away from there.

Blue Bell has a search function on their website, and my state doesn’t have any retailers, let alone parlors with their product.

Which is a bummer, cuz I’d like to try the banana pudding flavor.

Southerners are all about that Blue Bell. I remember when they had their contamination/outbreak a few years back people were dropping dead and they issued a recall, scuffles were breaking out at store amongst people trying to claim the last pints and gallons before they hit the trash.

It’s not the taste for me, but you can’t fake a fandom that will pull you out of the trash can even after being told it might be lethal.

Seems Ron DeSantis is more concerned about a private company sell, or not, a product in one part of a country 5,000 miles away. Way to go with your priorities Ron. Hope this has no impact on his poll numbers in Florida

Don’t Diet, Eat Ice Cream

By Rurudyne

Here’s a little song I wrote
You might want to sing it note for note
Don’t diet, eat ice cream
In every life we make our stand
When you diet your life is bland
Don’t diet, eat ice cream

Yum, yum yum yum yum-mm yum yum-mm yum yum yum-mm
(Don’t diet)
Yum yum-mm yum yum yum-mm
(Eat ice cream)
Yum yum-mm yum-mm
Yum, yum yum yum yum-mm yum yum-mm yum yum yum-mm
(Don’t diet)
Yum yum-mm yum yum yum-mm
(Eat ice cream)
Yum yum-mm yum-mm
(Don’t diet, eat ice cream)

Ain’t got no shorts that fit you butt
Kids laugh they taunt your tuckas bad
Don’t diet, eat ice cream
Your life coach says you’re gaining weight
He wants you to remunerate
Don’t diet, eat ice cream
(Look at me I’m eating ice cream)

Yum, yum yum yum yum-mm yum yum-mm yum yum yum-mm
(Don’t diet)
Yum yum-mm yum yum yum-mm
(Eat ice cream)
Yum yum-mm yum-mm
Here I give you my phone number
When you diet call me, I’ll eat ice cream for you
Yum, yum yum yum yum-mm yum yum-mm yum yum yum-mm
(Don’t diet)
Yum yum-mm yum yum yum-mm
(Eat ice cream)
Yum yum-mm yum-mm

Ain’t got no lap, ain’t got no neck
Ain’t got no girl but what the heck?
But don’t diet, eat ice cream
'Cause when you diet
Your face will frown
And that will bring everybody down
So don’t diet, eat ice cream
Don’t diet, eat ice cream now

Yum, yum yum yum yum-mm yum yum-mm yum yum yum-mm
(Don’t diet)
Yum yum-mm yum yum yum-mm
(Eat ice cream)
Yum yum-mm yum-mm
Don’t diet, eat ice cream
Yum, yum yum yum yum-mm yum yum-mm yum yum yum-mm
(Don’t diet)
Yum yum-mm yum yum yum-mm
(Eat ice cream)
Yum yum-mm yum-mm
Don’t diet, eat ice cream
Yum, yum yum yum yum-mm yum yum-mm yum yum yum-mm
(Don’t diet)
Yum yum-mm yum yum yum-mm
(Eat ice cream sweetie, be happy)
Yum yum-mm yum-mm
(Put a smile on your face, don’t bring everybody down)
Yum, yum yum yum yum-mm yum yum-mm yum yum yum-mm
(Rocky Road?)
Yum yum-mm yum yum yum-mm
(Sure! Pass the spoons!)
Yum yum-mm yum-mm
OMG is that mint?
I’m not dieting, I’m happy!