Don’t Diet, Eat Ice Cream
By Rurudyne
Here’s a little song I wrote
You might want to sing it note for note
Don’t diet, eat ice cream
In every life we make our stand
When you diet your life is bland
Don’t diet, eat ice cream
Yum, yum yum yum yum-mm yum yum-mm yum yum yum-mm
(Don’t diet)
Yum yum-mm yum yum yum-mm
(Eat ice cream)
Yum yum-mm yum-mm
Yum, yum yum yum yum-mm yum yum-mm yum yum yum-mm
(Don’t diet)
Yum yum-mm yum yum yum-mm
(Eat ice cream)
Yum yum-mm yum-mm
(Don’t diet, eat ice cream)
Ain’t got no shorts that fit you butt
Kids laugh they taunt your tuckas bad
Don’t diet, eat ice cream
Your life coach says you’re gaining weight
He wants you to remunerate
Don’t diet, eat ice cream
(Look at me I’m eating ice cream)
Yum, yum yum yum yum-mm yum yum-mm yum yum yum-mm
(Don’t diet)
Yum yum-mm yum yum yum-mm
(Eat ice cream)
Yum yum-mm yum-mm
Here I give you my phone number
When you diet call me, I’ll eat ice cream for you
Yum, yum yum yum yum-mm yum yum-mm yum yum yum-mm
(Don’t diet)
Yum yum-mm yum yum yum-mm
(Eat ice cream)
Yum yum-mm yum-mm
Ain’t got no lap, ain’t got no neck
Ain’t got no girl but what the heck?
But don’t diet, eat ice cream
'Cause when you diet
Your face will frown
And that will bring everybody down
So don’t diet, eat ice cream
Don’t diet, eat ice cream now
Yum, yum yum yum yum-mm yum yum-mm yum yum yum-mm
(Don’t diet)
Yum yum-mm yum yum yum-mm
(Eat ice cream)
Yum yum-mm yum-mm
Don’t diet, eat ice cream
Yum, yum yum yum yum-mm yum yum-mm yum yum yum-mm
(Don’t diet)
Yum yum-mm yum yum yum-mm
(Eat ice cream)
Yum yum-mm yum-mm
Don’t diet, eat ice cream
Yum, yum yum yum yum-mm yum yum-mm yum yum yum-mm
(Don’t diet)
Yum yum-mm yum yum yum-mm
(Eat ice cream sweetie, be happy)
Yum yum-mm yum-mm
(Put a smile on your face, don’t bring everybody down)
Yum, yum yum yum yum-mm yum yum-mm yum yum yum-mm
(Rocky Road?)
Yum yum-mm yum yum yum-mm
(Sure! Pass the spoons!)
Yum yum-mm yum-mm
OMG is that mint?
I’m not dieting, I’m happy!