You have to pay taxes to support police to enforce the laws and judges to try those cases. So that’s out. Can’t have it both ways.
Your whining about enforcing these trivial infractions reminds me of a neighbor who was recently complaining about someone “stealing” cans and bottles off his property and wanting to get the police involved over less than seven dollars worth of said cans and bottles. Never mind that the neighbor had these cans and bottles sitting on top of his garbage can, on the street, instead of behind a locked gate or garage door that the “thief” would have had to actually break into. Needless to say the police didn’t bother responding. As a taxpayer, I would have been pissed if they had.