Itās all good.
The new phone books are here! The new phone books are here! Wow! I can see my name in print!!
He hates these cans!!
Bernadette Peters.
I always had a thing for herā¦ 
Same here., if you know what I mean.
As a kid, I also had a thing for Adrienne Barbeau.
Madeline Kahn as Lilly Von Schtup in Blazing Saddles
Next week possibly Rhode Island
Youāve never seen āThe Jerkā with Steve Martin? Holy smokes man. You need this in your life. It is a classic!
Well Iām gonna go then. And I donāt need any of this. I donāt need this stuff, and I donāt need you. I donāt need anything except this.
[picks up an ashtray]
And thatās it and thatās the only thing I need, is this. I donāt need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and thatās all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and thatās all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and thatās all I need. And thatās all I need too. I donāt need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And thatās all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.
[walking outside]
And I donāt need one other thing, except my dog.
[dog growls]
I donāt need my dog.
Funny stuff!
