Let the morons triggered by kneeling go find a safe space with darts or bowling. Or rugby, tennis, golf, or one of the other unwatchable sports.

The NFL is superior to their whinesqueals. It sells itself. Don’t like it? Okay, die then. Or pretend to have fun not watching the NFL. At which point you will try to hang yourself with your shoelaces—and fail as badly as your opinion against kneeling.

These conservatives could literally squeal until death and—a bump here, a bump there—the NFL will continue to thrive. The rest of us will get deals on their season tickets.