Donald Trump is just like many Americans. Here's why

But you’re different. Better.

Thank you for noticing.

How could I not?

the deplorable ones, right?

It was a double whammy…race AND class.

Actually a trifecta…race and class mixed with a non sequitur.

No. I was referring to the wonderful selfish, greedy scumbags in the country. How could you not get that?

I have no idea what your IQ is, so I have no idea if my IQ is greater than yours. Mine is most certainly greater than most people.

Ok but to be fair, most of us will never come close to his eleventy dimensional level of stable geniusery.

Very true.

And along the same lines, most of us will prolly:

Not cheat on our wives;
Not declare bankruptcy multiple times;
Treat people with respect;
Admit our wrongs;
Not cheat those around us;
Tell the truth;
Pay our bills;
Pay our taxes.

So yeah. The majority of this country is better than Trump.

Well, that settles it then. Thanks for your time.