Dear Illegal Immigrants,
We’re sorry as Americans, if we haven’t given you(Illegal Immigrants) enough “FREE” money. I know Americans don’t deserve it, and should just pay “more” Taxes, so you(illegal immigrants) can have more Free things such as Free Welfare/Social Security, Free Food Stamps(FFS), and Free Obamacare/Healthcare. All paid for by us, the American people.
We’re(Americans) sorry for the whole problem at the border, with our(American) border agents, and Trump trying to build a wall.
“Please”! Everyone from every nation(throughout the whole World!), even our enemies, and even terrorists, feel FREE to come to America, so Americans can support you(illegal immigrants). All nations around the world should have open borders, so we all can enjoy Socialism and Anarchy.
If you(everyone in America) don’t agree with this, then you’re not “Politically Incorrect”, and you’re discriminatory in some way, and probably a Racist, or an Anti-Semite.
Is there anything else that Americans can give to you FREELY? Just ask, and the Democrat Politicians will make sure that they forcefully take it away from the American people, so you can have it. Or they can always just continue to raise “taxes”, so they can give you more of Americans MONEY!