2988

The rules of 6 degrees of separation demand we must quarantine Kevin Bacon immediately.

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2989

If Kevin Bacon is quarantined, the world has to be locked down.

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2990

With more on the way, too! :rofl:

laughs in chinese

2991

Thatā€™s Big.

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2992

Those naval ships will get you sick in a hurry.

2993

https://twitter.com/tomhanks/status/1237909897020207104?s=21

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2994

That no longer applies till a dem is in office

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2995

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2996

Justin Amash sums up my feelings on that disaster of an announcement quite well.

https://twitter.com/justinamash/status/1237911201956405248?s=21

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2997

I was going to go Sleepless in Seattle working in the whole Washington outbreak, but didnā€™t want to go too obvious. So I went Big so as not to Cast Away a quick giggle. Forest Gump never even came to mind, but Run Forest Run could have been an alright play.

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2998

Basically.

https://twitter.com/cillizzacnn/status/1237912222531293186?s=21

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3000

Someone get this man some ice creamā€¦

3001

I like Tom Hanks, great actor. Hope he recovers quickly.

3002

We need more humor, itā€™s about to get a lot less funny in about two weeks. Keep your family and friends who are at risk safe everyone.

3003

Lieutenant Dannnā€¦

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3004

Just think of how many more charity commercials heā€™s going to be on. :wink:

3005

I was supposed to die!

3006

ā€¦from europe.

3007

This was the night Low Energy Don became a One Term President.

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3008

We can all hope