Reminds me of an old Clinton Joke.

They are on a road trip just prior to his first inaguration and have to stop for gas in Arkansas. While the driver is gassing up they are talking and Bill says to her, “Honey, just think if you hadn’t married me you might be married to the guy running the gas station instead of being the next First Lady of the US”.

She looks at him, bats her eyes and says, “No dear, if I hadn’t married you, you’d be pumping the gas and I’d still be the next First Lady of the US”.