Boarder Crisis Solution:

Airyaman · 2018-06-22T18:59:05.985Z

Hey, it’s cute that the OP spelled “border” just like Trump did it in that tweet.

calirepub · 2018-06-22T19:00:15.328Z

It’s the correct spelling though. The dear leader is never wrong. Didn’t you know that the president has the authority to change the dictionary any time he wants?

LouC · 2018-06-22T19:01:51.191Z

dantes:

Can anyone tell me what’s the “crisis” on the border?

He done skipped out on his rent again!

LouC · 2018-06-22T19:05:47.213Z

John_Doyle:

Concerning kids in cages: all the schools around here are all caged in

There is a difference between a person “cage” within a facility and a facility “enclosure”, especially where the occupants of the latter can come and go without constraint.

CaughtInTheMiddle · 2018-06-22T19:07:23.678Z

Jimiding:

No one is released into the US without extreme vetting. They have the choice of leaving the US or staying in an internment camp at the border until they are vetted.

The only exceptions are those who are invited into the home of a sponsor (Democrat) who is 100% responsible for ALL expenses and 100% responsible for any crimes committed by the “asylum seekers” and will be prosecuted as a willing accomplice to the crimes.

Make America Great Again

in my church there are a number of families who have taken in kids (my family has as well). we’re definitely a mix or democrats and republicans. we have a very low percentage of the real extremists though.

and as far as i know, we all paid their expenses. i know i did.

sikofit · 2018-06-22T19:09:25.927Z

CaughtInTheMiddle:

in my church there are a number of families who have taken in kids (my family has as well). we’re definitely a mix or democrats and republicans. we have a very low percentage of the real extremists though.

and as far as i know, we all paid their expenses. i know i did.

Seriously good on you and everybody in your church! Major props and respect

SimplyTrying · 2018-06-22T19:11:50.188Z

Jimiding:

The only exceptions are those who are invited into the home of a sponsor (Democrat)

Thought thread may be a non troll thread worth consideration until the line above,

SimplyTrying · 2018-06-22T19:14:22.097Z

dantes:

Can anyone tell me what’s the “crisis” on the border?

It’s boarder, not border. Sounds like one of the people he rents to may be nefarious.

SimplyTrying · 2018-06-22T19:15:48.415Z

Airyaman:

Hey, it’s cute that the OP spelled “border” just like Trump did it in that tweet.

Hmmmmmmmmm

SimplyTrying · 2018-06-22T19:16:30.426Z

calirepub:

It’s the correct spelling though. The dear leader is never wrong. Didn’t you know that the president has the authority to change the dictionary any time he wants?

He’s even lied about the size of his dictionary.

peek-a-boo · 2018-06-22T19:28:09.814Z

Jimiding:

one is released into the US without extreme vetting. They have the choice of leaving the US or staying in an internment camp at the border until they are vetted.

The only exceptions are those who are invited into the home of a sponsor (Democrat) who is 100% responsible for ALL expenses and 100% responsible for any crimes committed by the “asylum seekers” and will be prosecuted as a willing accomplice to the crimes.

Make America Great Again

My solution is simpler. Build the wall. Anyone caught circumventing the wall is immediately sent back to Mexico. No processing.

That’s what real zero tolerance looks like.

Airyaman · 2018-06-22T19:46:03.299Z

peek-a-boo:

Jimiding:

one is released into the US without extreme vetting. They have the choice of leaving the US or staying in an internment camp at the border until they are vetted.

The only exceptions are those who are invited into the home of a sponsor (Democrat) who is 100% responsible for ALL expenses and 100% responsible for any crimes committed by the “asylum seekers” and will be prosecuted as a willing accomplice to the crimes.

Make America Great Again

My solution is simpler. Build the wall. Anyone caught circumventing the wall is immediately sent back to Mexico. No processing.

That’s what real zero tolerance looks like.

Do you somehow believe that everyone crossing the border is Mexican?

peek-a-boo · 2018-06-22T19:49:45.992Z

Airyaman:

Do you somehow believe that everyone crossing the border is Mexican?

Nope. But those from Central America traversed Mexico unopposed to reach our border. So, they are Mexico’s problem not ours.

Airyaman · 2018-06-22T19:51:29.166Z

So if they went through our country to Canada, would you OK with them putting them back into the US?

SimplyTrying · 2018-06-22T19:53:10.030Z

peek-a-boo:

Airyaman:

Do you somehow believe that everyone crossing the border is Mexican?

Nope. But those from Central America traversed Mexico unopposed to reach our border. So, they are Mexico’s problem not ours.

Ah, the ad hoc rules of life according to peek a boo. Thanks for that.

JayJay · 2018-06-22T19:54:36.042Z

I can get boarders whenever I want.

There’s no shortage of boarders in this country, so there is no boarder crisis.

SimplyTrying · 2018-06-22T19:55:20.859Z

JayJay:

I can get boarders whenever I want.

There’s no shortage of boarders in this country, so there is no boarder crisis.

Then why all the “room to let” signs?

sikofit · 2018-06-22T19:56:51.935Z

SimplyTrying:

Sounds like one of the people he rents to may be nefarious.

I was thinking maybe they don’t shower

PeterGriffin · 2018-06-22T19:57:08.200Z

We should cherish this interaction with a real life Trump voter in the wild. Shhhhh, you’ll spook him!

Keep in mind that as bat crazy as the Trump supporters are that we interact with daily on here, they’re like rocket scientists compared to the Deep Thoughts in the OP which are probably a lot more typical and widespread in your average Trump Davidian.

Airyaman · 2018-06-22T19:57:09.178Z

We’ve already got AirBnB, what else do we need to take care of the boarder crisis?!?