Guvnah
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Years ago when my daughter started driving, we were looking at used cars. She and I were dickering with a salesman, and after he said a certain thing (can’t remember exactly what it was now), I replied, “Well, I can’t believe that.” He asked me why, and I shrugged and blurted out, “Because you’re a used car salesman!”
He shrugged back and said, “Well, yeah. I guess you’re right.”
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JayJay
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Of course he is because you’re an expert in the field and have super secret knowledge.


DougBH
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Biden is not responsible. We have a gas problem, borders problem, supply problem, inflation pro…disaster, food problem.
We do not have a leadership problem. It is never a leadership problem.
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i think what you mean is he doesn’t agree with your leftist biden splainin buddy.
JayJay
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No I meant he hadn’t read the thread.
WuWei
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He made them magically disappear.
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WuWei
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The good news is “gluten-free” will be all the rage.
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Apparently jen psnarky yesterday said that’s not a worry for here in the U.S.
Okay, then who was “our president” addressing when he said this?? He had to travel to europe, a country next to a war zone to deliver this message to others??
In the past 2 days he’s apparently been, on video, wrong (according to the White House) about
-food shortages
-using chemical weapons against the russians, and
-sending U.S. troops into ukraine (which he told to the troops in person)
Comforting to know that with a war in progress, and threats of escalation happening almost daily, that we have someone who speaks so clearly to lead us through these times.
Bravo brandon!
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DMK
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Imagine all of the weight people will lose! It’s a win-win!
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Guvnah
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We can see it coming. It’s like a train wreck in slow motion, and we just watch.
Will people point back to this week, or this month, and say, “We should have started stockpiling in March…” ??
Our can-do culture has devolved into can’t-do.
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WuWei
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I’m going to buy all the toilet paper I can find.
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The three shells take up a lot less space…
It’s like supply and demand don’t work anymore for conservatives
Bosun
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Let’s Go Brandon. The One Horse Dog Faced Pony Soldier is as lame as they come.
Photo courtesy of Fox News
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Rodeo
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No but maybe like oil production he could investigate ways to be pro active…
With oil it might involve getting government and the green new deal frauds out of the way and taking advantage of the resources under our feet to make America a world power in energy…instead of slithering around begging dictators to sell is a few more barrels.
This is going to be a tough year for agriculture…fuel costs are way up…supplies of things like fertilizer are short. American farmers are the best in the world…2% of the population of this country feeds a big chunk of the world.
But let’s understand what we heard from that fraud you voted for last week. The president of the United States predicted his country would face food shortages…at the same time he’s actively importing more mouths to feed at our southern border…at that same time his idiotic energy policies have driven up costs of everything…at the same time his weak feckless leadership helped to show Putin that this was his time to invade Ukraine…
This fraud president announced that we won’t have enough food without a single idea or plan of how to prevent the problem. Just as his administration has failed to meet with the energy industry to work out a plan to allow them to make America into the energy dynamo America should be…where’s the outreach to agriculture right now…before the crisis…before we have hungry people and food riots?
There is none…there was no plan…no ideas. “Get ready to be hungry peasants…it’s someone else’s fault I won’t miss a meal it sucks to be you…”
I ll tell you something you people on the left of you want any political future, if you want to be seen as anything but a bunch of clowns you might wanna be pushing for a very public effort to work with our farmers and ranchers to avoid a food shortage because of you think the voters are pissed at you clowns now…just wait til the voters are dealing with the Biden food crisis on top of Bidenflation and the Biden energy crisis, the Biden border mess and maybe WWIII.
But hey…go ahead and blame Putin and Russian disinformation and mean tweets and see how that flies.
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