Area 51, Aliens, and Karen

SixFoot · 2019-09-20T11:12:09.973Z

Well folks, this is it. This is the day it’s supposed to happen.

Place your bets here. Will the Naruto Runners dodge their bullets? Will the Karens be able to distract the managers? Will Kyle finally get a girlfriend?

Some heroes have already begun to take the initiative.

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zantax · 2019-09-20T11:15:21.164Z

How many Darwin award winners will there be?

SixFoot · 2019-09-20T11:15:39.590Z

At least one, possibly all of them. lol

Smyrna · 2019-09-20T11:24:38.768Z

I still get surprised every day…as to just how stupid…and drama filled ridiculous the world has become, in search of nothing burgers.

Smyrna · 2019-09-20T11:26:26.900Z

The Sun – 20 Sep 19

Storm Area 51 event set to be ‘disaster’ as thousands unprepared for desert

ALIEN fanatics descending in their thousands upon the harsh Nevada desert for Storm Area 51-related events could face disaster, warn nervous locals. Resident Joerg Arnu says that UFO hunters showin…

SixFoot · 2019-09-20T11:31:22.924Z

Smyrna:

nothing burgers.

Alien Ass Cheeks*

SixFoot · 2019-09-20T11:35:12.329Z

Without going into too much detail over the pics in that link, I propose a strict thigh gap minimum for certain outfits. This is a very important mission.

zantax · 2019-09-20T11:46:23.527Z

Smyrna:

Storm Area 51 event set to be ‘disaster’ as thousands unprepared for desert

Man you have to feel sorry for those “sex workers”

from your link Storm Area 51 event set to be ‘disaster’ as thousands unprepared for desert

and a Nevada brothel is offering discounts to “E.T. enthusiasts”.

SixFoot · 2019-09-20T11:46:59.624Z

Smyrna · 2019-09-20T11:50:34.463Z

SixFoot:

Without going into too much detail over the pics in that link, I propose a strict thigh gap minimum for certain outfits. This is a very important mission.

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Do you think this is his new job, after being fired from GEICO?

SixFoot · 2019-09-20T11:52:19.909Z

Wait… isn’t that Ugh from Progressive?? I thought he joined the Army?

army%20caveman

SixFoot · 2019-09-20T13:33:12.037Z

One of the live streams from earlier this morning. Apparently, the government cloud-seeded the sky in order to try and prevent the runners from gaining traction. lol

Oryx · 2019-09-20T15:36:20.930Z

These people are stupid, it would be a lot easier to just vote for Bernie.

Space.com – 8 Aug 19

Bernie Sanders Pledges to Release Any Information About Aliens If He's...

Of course, that's IF there's any alien deets to release.

markdido · 2019-09-20T15:56:24.358Z

Just consider this stupidity as putting chlorine in the gene pool.

Cynic · 2019-09-20T15:57:01.692Z

It’s an excuse for a party. Hope they have fun.