A rather ridiculous run on toilet paper

Nemesis · 2024-10-03T01:48:07.249Z

Time for everyone to install a bidet.

Installing my bidet was one of the best QOL improvements i ever made.

FreeAndClear · 2024-10-03T01:49:24.474Z

Nemesis:

Time for everyone to install a bidet.

Installing my bidet was one of the best QOL improvements i ever made.

I don’t understand how everyone hasn’t. Probably the French spelling.

Axxowiz · 2024-10-03T01:55:03.100Z

When I worked in Japan for six months I knew there was no going back to the regular toilet.

GWH · 2024-10-03T02:05:27.197Z

You can have my freedom wipes when you pry them from my cold dead cheeks.

Bill.in.PA · 2024-10-03T02:40:23.385Z

People should be stocking up on bananas and manufactured goods. Walmart’s shelves are likely to be bare soon since practically everything they sell outside of the groceries comes from China.

FreeAndClear · 2024-10-03T02:42:51.218Z

GWH:

You can have my freedom wipes when you pry them from my cold dead cheeks.

Why Are They Still There though?

FreeAndClear · 2024-10-03T02:43:51.547Z

Axxowiz:

When I worked in Japan for six months I knew there was no going back to the regular toilet.

The Simpsons smart toilet episode is all i needed

Oryx · 2024-10-03T03:09:06.366Z

Don’t people who use bidets also use TP? Otherwise your butt is wet.

Impenitent · 2024-10-03T03:16:42.934Z

do you simply put the TP in your shoes or do you unroll it before running on it?

e7alr · 2024-10-03T03:32:52.121Z

Yeah, all the local stores here sold out of TP yesterday, along with most of the paper towels and damn near all of the bottled water. I don’t think we are importing a lot of Bottled Natural Spring water.

PurpnGold · 2024-10-03T03:34:07.321Z

It’s times like this that remind me how stupid the avg American is

TheRedComet · 2024-10-03T03:46:29.361Z

I think the kicker is that you use a lot less of the TP than for non-bidet use.

TheRedComet · 2024-10-03T03:46:50.309Z

People are generally animals.

rp5x5 · 2024-10-03T05:43:09.330Z

PurpnGold:

It’s times like this that remind me how stupid the avg American is

Only people with no butt are qualified to say that.

Nemesis · 2024-10-03T06:53:56.831Z

There are bidets with built in dryers but alas mine does not.

We use much less TP because your just removing excess water.

I told my wife we should use a towel because its just water and not poop but she said she puts up with a lot of my insane ■■■■■■■ but draws the line at that and we are still buying and using TP

DMK · 2024-10-03T10:27:00.804Z

The whole thing is just ASSinine

Camp · 2024-10-03T11:19:01.350Z

I still have my extra TP from 2020.

I’m good.

I loved seeing the union head with his gold bling tell people how the union will win by starving its customers of goods.

Great winning strategy there.

Toll_Collector · 2024-10-03T12:17:56.698Z

Bill.in.PA:

People should be stocking up on bananas and manufactured goods. Walmart’s shelves are likely to be bare soon since practically everything they sell outside of the groceries comes from China.

Bananas and any perishables that are in the ports are still being offloaded and delivered by trucks. There’s a lot of it too. But once that runs out, that’s it.

Toll_Collector · 2024-10-03T12:19:06.413Z

PurpnGold:

It’s times like this that remind me how stupid the avg American is

It’s times like this that I agree with you 100%.

Toll_Collector · 2024-10-03T12:22:14.157Z

Camp:

I still have my extra TP from 2020.

I’m good.

I loved seeing the union head with his gold bling tell people how the union will win by starving its customers of goods.

Great winning strategy there.

The USMX can end the strike overnight. The dock workers don’t have a contract, and they don’t want to work for what’s being offered. People make that kind of decision every day. Besides, strikes wouldn’t work if they were convenient for everyone.