A rather ridiculous run on toilet paper

FreeAndClear · 2024-10-03T02:43:51.547Z

Axxowiz:

When I worked in Japan for six months I knew there was no going back to the regular toilet.

The Simpsons smart toilet episode is all i needed

Oryx · 2024-10-03T03:09:06.366Z

Don’t people who use bidets also use TP? Otherwise your butt is wet.

Impenitent · 2024-10-03T03:16:42.934Z

do you simply put the TP in your shoes or do you unroll it before running on it?

e7alr · 2024-10-03T03:32:52.121Z

Yeah, all the local stores here sold out of TP yesterday, along with most of the paper towels and damn near all of the bottled water. I don’t think we are importing a lot of Bottled Natural Spring water.

PurpnGold · 2024-10-03T03:34:07.321Z

It’s times like this that remind me how stupid the avg American is

TheRedComet · 2024-10-03T03:46:29.361Z

I think the kicker is that you use a lot less of the TP than for non-bidet use.

TheRedComet · 2024-10-03T03:46:50.309Z

People are generally animals.

rp5x5 · 2024-10-03T05:43:09.330Z

PurpnGold:

It’s times like this that remind me how stupid the avg American is

Only people with no butt are qualified to say that.

Nemesis · 2024-10-03T06:53:56.831Z

There are bidets with built in dryers but alas mine does not.

We use much less TP because your just removing excess water.

I told my wife we should use a towel because its just water and not poop but she said she puts up with a lot of my insane ■■■■■■■ but draws the line at that and we are still buying and using TP

DMK · 2024-10-03T10:27:00.804Z

The whole thing is just ASSinine

Camp · 2024-10-03T11:19:01.350Z

I still have my extra TP from 2020.

I’m good.

I loved seeing the union head with his gold bling tell people how the union will win by starving its customers of goods.

Great winning strategy there.

Toll_Collector · 2024-10-03T12:17:56.698Z

Bill.in.PA:

People should be stocking up on bananas and manufactured goods. Walmart’s shelves are likely to be bare soon since practically everything they sell outside of the groceries comes from China.

Bananas and any perishables that are in the ports are still being offloaded and delivered by trucks. There’s a lot of it too. But once that runs out, that’s it.

Toll_Collector · 2024-10-03T12:19:06.413Z

PurpnGold:

It’s times like this that remind me how stupid the avg American is

It’s times like this that I agree with you 100%.

Toll_Collector · 2024-10-03T12:22:14.157Z

Camp:

I still have my extra TP from 2020.

I’m good.

I loved seeing the union head with his gold bling tell people how the union will win by starving its customers of goods.

Great winning strategy there.

The USMX can end the strike overnight. The dock workers don’t have a contract, and they don’t want to work for what’s being offered. People make that kind of decision every day. Besides, strikes wouldn’t work if they were convenient for everyone.

Camp · 2024-10-03T12:24:48.486Z

Sure. Great strategy. Go for it.

GWH · 2024-10-03T12:57:20.034Z

An Elvis death.

Liberty323 · 2024-10-03T12:58:43.653Z

I’ve thought about this. Any issues with dirty water splashing all over the place?

Nemesis · 2024-10-03T13:02:17.299Z

Liberty323:

I’ve thought about this. Any issues with dirty water splashing all over the place?

None from my bidet. Though at times the water on my butt crack can cause a couple if drops on the floor. However by the time I stand up, your arse is all sparkly clean.

Only on the hannity forum can we jump from deep serious constitutional discussions to bidets and my clean arse

FreeAndClear · 2024-10-03T13:17:00.712Z

That’s why you buy one with a drier

e7alr · 2024-10-03T13:19:34.067Z

Nemesis:

Liberty323:

I’ve thought about this. Any issues with dirty water splashing all over the place?

None from my bidet. Though at times the water on my butt crack can cause a couple if drops on the floor. However by the time I stand up, your arse is all sparkly clean.

Only on the hannity forum can we jump from deep serious constitutional discussions to bidets and my clean arse

TMI…I laughed, butt TMI.