Dem describes it as a “satire” site … but satire is what The Onion or Babylon Bee does … this is more like shocktire. Is that a word?
At least for dogs, they’re called “neuticals.” Helps with their self-esteem post-neutering.
Should I make a joke about Lt.Dan’s magical legs?
Imagine having a job where you have to gauge a dogs level of self-esteem. I would rate it up there with those folks who write what goes in greeting cards.
In Get Smart 99’s mom ask her if Max is a spy.
When she denies it she says her husband, 99’s dad, was a spy who said he was in the greeting card business.