A thread about the truly bizarre, starting with something truly bizarre, as a break from the Thug thread.
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“One judge went back for thirds. Only there would be a problem on that third plate of spaghetti that would derail all of Linda Anders dreams. That problem… a prosthetic testicle! The judge chomped down on a meatball and the silicone rubber testicle filled with saline exploded into his mouth and the jig was up.”
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When asked if she would like an attorney, she would only respond by inquiring if she had won the cook-off. Looks like she dropped the ball when it came to quality control.
Got to admit, the author has a sense of humor.
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At least he didn’t say this is proof you can’t take it with you…
Good God
At least I learned that there is such a thing as a prosthetic testicle.
I mean. It is a satire site. Their one job is to be funny, lol
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Yeah, I just got that.
Yeah … and someone had to THINK up this idea. This is perchance more bizarre than that Robin Williams’ skit about a Japanese tourist focusing his camera.
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That took balls to do this. 
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Boom boom (Basil Brush reference which I doubt anyone will get but makes me smile).
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Well, I had much more of a liking for spaghetti and meatballs when I was a kid.
After this story, I’ll pass 
Somehow the Hall and Oates song Maneater comes to mind:
Oh oh here she comes
Watch out boy she’ll chew you up
Oh oh here she comes
She’s a maneater 
My guess is even though it’s one of the rarer cancers, here’s a main reason for having one:
I’m now seriously starting to wonder about the quality of the help in the M E’s office if they can’t tell the real deal from a prosthetic.
Why would they autopsy the testicles?
Actually they wouldn’t.
A removal would undergo a biopsy to be sure
The right organ was removed, and
It actually was in a diseased condition.
Wierdo woman here was, um, seeking this part for her cuisine. I’d think after however many years in the M E’s office she’d be able to tell the difference—or at least think about a prosthetic as a possibility.
I guess not.
One has to wonder … how did she know that human testicles would taste better than beef meatballs in the first place? 
Oh, that is just gross.
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Yeah, it’s humbling to think there’s someone out there doing “news” with this capacity for wretchedness.
If I knew I had eaten human testicles? I might not be able to control my gag reflex every time I eat something round-ish.
BTW, is this for real? Please tell me this isn’t for real 
I’ll take my spaghetti without the meatballs please
