A thread about the truly bizarre, starting with something truly bizarre, as a break from the Thug thread.
“One judge went back for thirds. Only there would be a problem on that third plate of spaghetti that would derail all of Linda Anders dreams. That problem… a prosthetic testicle! The judge chomped down on a meatball and the silicone rubber testicle filled with saline exploded into his mouth and the jig was up.”
When asked if she would like an attorney, she would only respond by inquiring if she had won the cook-off. Looks like she dropped the ball when it came to quality control.
Got to admit, the author has a sense of humor.
At least he didn’t say this is proof you can’t take it with you…
At least I learned that there is such a thing as a prosthetic testicle.
I mean. It is a satire site. Their one job is to be funny, lol
Yeah, I just got that.
Yeah … and someone had to THINK up this idea. This is perchance more bizarre than that Robin Williams’ skit about a Japanese tourist focusing his camera.
That took balls to do this.
Boom boom (Basil Brush reference which I doubt anyone will get but makes me smile).
Well, I had much more of a liking for spaghetti and meatballs when I was a kid.
After this story, I’ll pass
Somehow the Hall and Oates song Maneater comes to mind:
Oh oh here she comes
Watch out boy she’ll chew you up
Oh oh here she comes
She’s a maneater
My guess is even though it’s one of the rarer cancers, here’s a main reason for having one:
I’m now seriously starting to wonder about the quality of the help in the M E’s office if they can’t tell the real deal from a prosthetic.
Why would they autopsy the testicles?
Actually they wouldn’t.
A removal would undergo a biopsy to be sure
The right organ was removed, and
It actually was in a diseased condition.
Wierdo woman here was, um, seeking this part for her cuisine. I’d think after however many years in the M E’s office she’d be able to tell the difference—or at least think about a prosthetic as a possibility.
I guess not.
One has to wonder … how did she know that human testicles would taste better than beef meatballs in the first place?
Oh, that is just gross.
Yeah, it’s humbling to think there’s someone out there doing “news” with this capacity for wretchedness.
If I knew I had eaten human testicles? I might not be able to control my gag reflex every time I eat something round-ish.
BTW, is this for real? Please tell me this isn’t for real
I’ll take my spaghetti without the meatballs please