Courtesy of our woke European cousins:

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this world anymore…

makes me want to “popencorken das schpringedwerk”

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You know what’s interesting? I have a book about early settlers, Indian fighters and Rangers in early Texas. It was written before the turn of the 19th century.

Young children, younger than this young man, sent out in the evening to bring cows in for the night. Young boys sent to “go fetch help”. Trying to help fight off Comanches who broke into their homes to rape, kill and steal anything that caught their eye. Killing and dying or being carried off to defend their homes.

Wonder what changed?

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To be frank, it is not worth it to try and explain why a 12 year old, who had to defend his family and kill someone, might benefit from simply being asked how he is coping from a professional trained in helping children who have experienced violence.

“Rub some dirt on it” seems to be the motif here, so be it. I am not changing anyone’s mind so there is no use debating it.

But to answer your question, you shouldn’t wait until problems surface. Bad idea.

Who would that be? He didn’t “experience” violence, he dealt it. He’s not a victim. He’s a Warrior. A man who did what he had to do.

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Sorry, Sneaky. No sense debating this, we are at an impasse.

No red flagging the kid.

sorry. engineers humor. there is no actual translation, and comes from “germanese” warning posted on equipment since about the 50s or so:

ACHTUNG! ALLES LOOKENSPEEPERS!
Das computermachine ist nicht fuer gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und poppencorken mit spitzensparken. Ist nicht fuer gewerken bei das dumpkopfen. Das rubbernecken sichtseeren keepen das cotten-pickenen hans in das pockets muss; relaxen und watchen das blinkedlight

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There are actually quite a few German words in there.

Ist = is
nicht = not
der = the
das = the
und = and
bei = at
dumbkopfen = stupid
muss = got to, or must
relaxen = relax

The two languages have many similar words. I study German, lots of rules but I still enjoy progressing.

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ATTENTION slack jawed yokels

this computerized machine is not for your poking your booger picking fingers and grabbing. its likely to break the delicate precision internal workings, blow a fuse or generally pop corks and cause sparks. it’s not advised that idiots like AOC try to work on it. curious types are advised to keep you hands in your pockets and just relax and stare at the blinking light.

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Thank you.

For my own entertainment I actually translated the funny German spelling into real German.

Original First:

Das computermachine ist nicht fuer gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und poppencorken mit spitzensparken. Ist nicht fuer gewerken bei das dumpkopfen. Das rubbernecken sichtseeren keepen das cotten-pickenen hans in das pockets muss; relaxen und watchen das blinkedlight

Next the English translation… (credit to ThinkingMan)

this computerized machine is not for your poking your booger picking fingers and grabbing. its likely to break the delicate precision internal workings, blow a fuse or generally pop corks and cause sparks. it’s not advised that idiots like AOC try to work on it. curious types are advised to keep you hands in your pockets and just relax and stare at the blinking light.

And what it looks like in real German…

Das computer ist nicht fur finger stochern und hand griefen. Ist einfach einrasten der federn,
Sicherung durchbrennen und pop cork mit funken. Ist nicht fur arbeiten durch das dumpkopfen. Das Gummihals Besichtigung behalten das Baumwollpflücken handë im das Tasche muss; relaxen und sehen das Blinklicht.

Society got softer. A lot softer.

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ahem… :point_down:t5:

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I’d feel more guilty about killing an enemy soldier than a home invader.

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Fixed

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Not fixed. English translation please.

Thinking Man did it, want me to copy and paste what he already did? Okay.

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